Some Funny Tweets

white people having sex look like chicken

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when it’s your birthday but you gotta work to pay your bills

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new year diet?

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the look your girl gives you everytime a guy does something romantic on tv

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when you could of had the time of your life but you got drunk as fuck

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when i wave at someone i think i know and realize too late that i do not know them

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daughter: where did I come from?

dad: well it all started when your mom liked 3 of my photos in a row

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when your girlfriend sees a picture of your ex

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