Some Funny Tweets

white people having sex look like chicken


when it’s your birthday but you gotta work to pay your bills


new year diet?


the look your girl gives you everytime a guy does something romantic on tv


when you could of had the time of your life but you got drunk as fuck


when i wave at someone i think i know and realize too late that i do not know them







daughter: where did I come from?

dad: well it all started when your mom liked 3 of my photos in a row




when your girlfriend sees a picture of your ex


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