white people having sex look like chicken
when it’s your birthday but you gotta work to pay your bills
new year diet?
the look your girl gives you everytime a guy does something romantic on tv
when you could of had the time of your life but you got drunk as fuck
when i wave at someone i think i know and realize too late that i do not know them
daughter: where did I come from?
dad: well it all started when your mom liked 3 of my photos in a row
when your girlfriend sees a picture of your ex